We tried having a conversation with our noses.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Randomize
