Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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