I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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