Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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