ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
splinters make it hard to masturbate
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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