Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
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