What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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