i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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