She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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