hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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