He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
