If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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