Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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