More tranny stories later!
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Swine flu is the new snow day.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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