sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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