yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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