hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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