Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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