so that wasnt chicken after all
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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