I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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