Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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