I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Come share oat with me in your robe
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
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