How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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