Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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