Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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