I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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