She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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