Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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