I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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