Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
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