I need help removing her.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Randomize
