New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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