i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
