i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I have already put on my inside pants.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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