The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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