Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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