no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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