I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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