isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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