No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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