can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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