And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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