so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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