We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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