Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Green mimosas i think yes
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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