Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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