we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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