You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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