i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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