Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
